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This tool makes a swiss army knife look like a children’s toy. This thing is capable of handling just about any problem that arises around the household by itself. The best part is that this little tool can fold up to fit in the palm of your hand, and has a spot for quick release keychain access. $13.

This plug and play device works with any car made after 1996 and is meant to teach you better driving habits for saving gas. It is laid out somewhat like a game, whereas everyday you are trying to up your Kiwi Score to get the best possible gas mileage. Too bad it can’t flip off the guy who just cut you off, so you can keep both hands on the wheel. $290.

Some people have trouble waking up. Other people have trouble with those who try to wake them up. If your part of the latter then your friends may let you sleep completely undisturbed from now on. They come with 2 pillowcases, both reversible, with a blood stain on one side, and an axe on the other. £15.

If your typical yellow number 2 pencil is dull and boring to you, then you may be interested in these dynamite pencils. They don’t actually contain anything explosive, but I wouldn’t try bringing them through airport security. $2.

Clean up nicely with this new cologne by Burberry called “The Beat”. It features a metallic bottle with the signature check design, leatherwood with notes of vetiver, violet leaves, and fragrant black. The best choice in brands if you’re looking for a panty dropper. $55-$65.

Here’s something add a bang, literally, to your next party. This Ak-47 clip Ice cube tray holds 12 bullet shaped molds, to create the perfectly shaped bullet ice cube. If you think about it, a bullet ice cube could be the perfect murder weapon, because the evidence would just melt, but that’s another topic altogether. $7.

We at Plunder Guide know what guys want and we all see that Eurasian girls are becoming more and more in, so here’s another named Miss Melyssa Grace Roberts. This half Filipina, half German beauty was born in Oakland, California and spent some of her childhood in Ewa Beach, Hawaii and graduated High School in Ventura, CA. She currently resides in San Diego, CA. She’s appeared in the Juiced 2 Hot Import Nights video game as herself, beauty pageants at age 12, did some runway until she was 15, and is now back into the Import Scene, attended her first car show which was V.I.P Autofashion about a year ago, and was on the cover of Maxim Philippines in 2007. Not to mention that she loves fast rides as well as bikes and even rode a Ninja for awhile (that’s always a plus!). This girl not only has looks, but ambition, brains, and dreams of opening her own sushi restaurant one day. What more could a guy ask for? Best wishes to Melyssa and hopes that there’s more of her in the future. More photos of this bombshell below.

Eating off of a white plate can get monotonous and boring. These pizza plates come in a set of 6, complete with a box, but no choice of toppings. Just be careful if you actually eat pizza off these things, not to bite down too hard on the wrong slice. $30.